Smoking is bad for your health and has statistically been proven to cause Cancer...

But on the light hearted side... ;)

Here is a graphical example I created VERY quickly with Adobe Photoshop 5.0 and Word 97...

This is and example... It may not print out correctly so don't bother...

This is an example of the RTF file (using Word 97) that I have FILLED with these type of things only a hell of a lot more funny and about 30 or so more and CLIMBING... I provide these as an example. The original has many other Health warnings but they are much ruder... Well if you class a few rude words etc as Ruder then yes they are MUCH ruder... But they are funny... I will only email them to people who specifically request them... You must provide me with your name and age and the statement "I request the rtf file" in the subject... If you don't provide these details you don't get the file... This is just to ensure that some minors don't get the file... As a parent myself I'd rather not have my children learn these words and being THIS cheeky to Authority and YES I do see the glaring contradiction... So if your under 18 just don't bother...
By sending me these details you are stating to me that you are of age to read adult material...
Well a few four letter words isn't quite adults only but lets just play it safe... If you are easily offended then don't bother asking for them... If you do ask for them then don't blame me if your offended
I DID WARN YOU...

I have these in sizes to fit Peter Jackson packs and Marlboro/Winfield packs or their equivalents... The RTF files are completely editable so you can fit them to ANY size or shape pack you like... Oh the joys of SCANNERS... :)